Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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