Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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