It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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