WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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