My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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