just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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