I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
