I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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