no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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