I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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