Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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