I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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