i'm signing you up for texting rehab
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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