just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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