what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Naked Twister starts at high noon
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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