you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
When did angry sex become our thing?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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