Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
that may or may not have been my penis.
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