im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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