I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
its liver damage thursday
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