Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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