I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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