Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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