So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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