does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
When are your genitals available?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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