I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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