i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Still dying that you shit outside
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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