You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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