so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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