i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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