wanna go halves on a baby?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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