im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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