Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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