i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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