She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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