There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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