You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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