I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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