Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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