He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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