Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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