omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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