There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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