Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We got so high we made milksteak
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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