i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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