Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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