absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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