Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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