His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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