what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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