Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
