a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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