Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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